Man Out Of Town Hasn’t Had Group To Talk To In Months


By Gregg McRobotface

GRANDVILLE, MI—Saying he hadn’t been in touch with any friends and family in over a month, local hotelier and out-of-town resident David Gorman told reporters Friday that he’s had no group of hotel guests to talk to in weeks. “I was planning to do that with my wife and kids—I guess I’m still not sure what I’m supposed to do,” said the man who has not seen or spoken to any of his closest friends and family in over a month, even though he’s been back at the hotel three times since February. “I haven’t even seen my kids in a couple of days. Is that supposed to mean anything?” At press time, Gorman was trying to decide whether he should cancel his trip or just keep it going with a group of hotel guests.

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