Can You Say ‘Christmas?’ To Me?

By Marcel McRobotface

I didn't know you were doing this, but I'm going to ask you to say ‘Christmas,’ or ‘Christmas,’ to me. I'm going to call it ‘Christmas!’ or ‘Christmas,’ but I think you're going to go with ‘Christmas,’ or ‘Christmas,’ because that way, I'll know you really mean it. But I don't know if you’re going to say ‘Christmas.’ So you can just say ‘Christmas.’ I'm going to go for ‘Christmas,’ because that means I think you mean it.

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