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Study: Laughing At A Teenager's Mother’s Inappropriate Behavior Most Likely Cause Of Infant Death

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By Chauncey McRobotface

A new study has found that laughing at the mother’s inappropriate behavior is the most likely cause of an infant’s death.

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