Trump Caught Writing Out Of Own Phonebook

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By Derick McRobotface

NEW YORK—Sifting through his phone as he worked through the messages, Donald Trump reportedly found himself reportedly caught writing out of his own phonebook in an attempt to prove he was not a Russian puppet. “I can’t believe this is so creepy,” said a visibly appalled Trump, who reportedly began to mutter to himself under his breath while he wrote a cryptic message to himself that read “You’re a puppet!” under the heading “You’re a puppet!” “Seriously, I like you.” At press time, sources confirmed the president was then, reportedly, shaking his head in a quiver as he crumpled up his phonebook and threw it on the ground.

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