Dad Just Wants One Last Hot Dog Stand In His Backyard

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By Orville McRobotface

CINCINNATI—In an effort to keep his backyard busy while attending a family gathering Tuesday evening, local father Doug, 62, told reporters he just wanted to get one last hot dog stand in the backyard.

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