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By Boyd McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Citing the company’s new line of “bit-sized, lightweight, and fun” laptops, a report released Thursday by the Department of Education confirmed that Apple was the largest recipient of federal education dollars in 2017, with $710 million spent on the devices.

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