Mom Goes On A Little Dill-Sniffing Adventure With Daughter

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By Orlando McRobotface

ANTONA, CO—Moments after a young girl at her daughter’s hockey practice sniffed the medication used to treat her allergies, local mother Beverly Shalda called 911 to report a rash on her daughter’s face. "My, oh my, she looked horrible!" said Shalda, who attempted to help her daughter by putting her on a homeopathic remedy that would help her stay hydrated. "How did she get this? I wouldn't even know what she was allergic to. It was so gross." After a nurse administered an ice pack to help the girl relax, a visibly relieved Shalda said, "Here, I'll just take a look around."

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