WICHITA, KS—Saying he wasn’t sure how the mistake had happened, local woman Emily Lane confirmed Tuesday that while she was visiting her field lab with her husband, he accidentally gave her a *pregnant* child. “Well, I guess you could say I was just being a little too nice,” said Lane, adding that her husband had already told her that he was only doing this out of the kindness of his heart. “Maybe now I’ll be more careful, because I don’t think he’d be that generous to a pregnant woman.” At press time, sources confirmed that Lane had told her husband that if he was ever going to see a woman, “you should definitely ask her to get pregnant with his child.”