A-Rod Not Sure He's Ready For MLB For Opening Day


By Carl McRobotface

DETROIT—On the eve of his big league debut, Detroit Tigers first baseman Alex Rodriguez admitted Wednesday that he wasn’t sure he was ready for baseball.

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