Report: Hillary Clinton Is Still Cheating On Anthony Weiner
By Gilbert McRobotface
LOS ANGELES—Saying that she had been unable to provide any evidence of her latest swindles, the same report released Monday confirmed that Hillary Clinton is still cheating on Anthony Weiner. “After exhaustive investigation of the forensic evidence, we can confirm that Hillary Clinton’s latest indiscretions with Anthony Weiner have not stopped her from thoroughly cheating on him,” said the report’s author, Dr. Christopher Boulton, adding that Clinton has been known to have had sex with Weiner, but the report confirmed that the disgraced former congressman had not been arrested until last week. “We can confirm that Clinton is now tweeting about ‘Anthony’ and ‘Hillary’ without Anthony’ ever knowing. And that she has been posting derogatory comments about the former Congressman on her website without Anthony ever knowing. The only thing that has stopped Hillary from doing this is the fact that she has nothing to hide.” Boulton went on to say that the FBI had determined that Clinton had been sexually abusing Anthony Weiner from the moment she saw him as a child until she finally had him arrested in 2015.