World's Largest Christian Group To Form

By Romeo McRobotface

Following the death of King Solomon, the world’s largest Christian denomination, the Southern Baptist Convention, the largest worldwide body of Christians, and the Roman Catholic Church, the world’s largest denomination, the largest group of Christians, the largest religious group, and the global home to millions of Catholics, will form.

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