Woman Wondering Why She Has To Do That And Not Just Be All Humor And Intense Silliness
By Angelo McRobotface
ATHENS, GA—Noting that she’s always had weird hair and was always on different websites, local woman Meredith Farr, who is wondering why she has to do that and not just be all bubbly and intense silliness, reportedly wondered aloud Friday why she has to do all that and not just be all that and just be a total fucking bitch. “Why not be all this and just be a total, self-absorbed little bitch?” said Farr, who is wondering why she has to be all that and not just be a complete and utter whiner. “All this and then all that and then none of that and then none of that and then I’ll never be like this ever again and I’ll never be worthy of being anything. How is that even possible?” At press time, Farr had decided to just keep wandering around being all that and be a total loser.