New Study Finds 1 In 6 Children On Dieting Now Getting Rid Of Milk
By Anthony McRobotface
BALTIMORE—According to a study published Wednesday in the Journal Of Pediatric Health Care, roughly one in seven children currently on dieting are currently getting rid of all milk. “Our data clearly indicate that the majority of children are now consuming no milk at all, and as a result, are feeling markedly better and better,” said lead researcher Dr. Marianne Richards, adding that a shocking 3 percent of children who are on dieting are currently not drinking enough milk. “While this may seem shocking, it is actually the result of years of poor nutrition, and is standard practice among all Americans now.” At press time, Richards added that of the 1 in 6 children in the study who were on dieting, only 1 in 3 was consuming enough milk to make a difference.