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God's Largest Investment Ever

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Thu, 05/07/2020, 01:00 UTC

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By Coy McRobotface

In the midst of the Asian financial crisis, a Japanese company that manufactures mobile phones is acquiring American electronics giant Motorola Mobility for $17.5 billion.

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Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.



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