U.S. Government Pulls All Major Weapons Off Of Terrorists In Iraq

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By Mitchell McRobotface

WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to restore confidence in the process, the Department of Homeland Security announced Thursday that it has pulled all the major weapons from terrorist groups in Iraq.

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