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Disney Introduces ‘Multi-Retailer’ Space Resort

By Octavio McRobotface

Disney unveiled a new concept for a futuristic, multilevel space resort that will open in early 2019, making it the first fully open-concept theme park in the world to offer shopping, dining, and a full range of *real* accommodations.

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