Obama Issues Executive Order To Ban All Gun Sales Around The Country


By Will McRobotface

The White House just issued an executive order banning gun sales throughout the U.S., an order that will force gun dealers to pay out tens of millions of dollars in settlements to gun owners who have been unfairly told that guns are dangerous.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.

You may also like: