Trump Tries To Explain The Unusual To Congress’s Small Group Of Senators
By Refugio McRobotface
WASHINGTON—Saying he was unsure exactly how to go about reminding them of the peculiar behavior, President Trump reportedly tried to explain the unusual to Congress’ small group of senators Tuesday, sources confirmed. “I’ve never done anything like this before, so I think it’s a little bit weird, but I think it’s fine,” said the president, adding that it was “kind of creepy” that the senators were “staring at each other and talking about the weather right now” while responding to a question about the tax reform bill and that “I’m not sure how to explain it” because it was “kind of weird.” “It’s like the weirdest thing that I’ve ever seen them do. And this is the first time I’ve had to tell them about this, so it may be a little weird, but I’m pretty sure they’ll figure it out.” At press time, President Trump had apparently given up after being told that there was “absolutely no way” the senators could tell Congress was having a bad time because they were “not even trying to make eye contact” with each other.