‘The Simpsons’ Fans Hoping To Kill President
By Jimmie McRobotface
LOS ANGELES—Noting that the show has always had a bit of a snafu, a slew of die-hard Simpsons fans told reporters Monday that they are hoping to kill President Bartlet. “I’ve never been particularly into the show, and even though I’ve read some of the fan blogs and watched some of the episodes online, I’ve actually not really wanted to kill him or anything,” said fan Kevin Gedney, adding that he would be happy to kill the president if he was a bad guy or just a bad guy. “Of course, there’s the occasional episode where he’s a bad guy, but it’s pretty much just the show’s usual stuff. I mean, it’s not that I’m particularly upset about killing Bart, but I’m pretty certain that Bart is the most important character on the show.” At press time, the die-hard Simpsons fans were hoping to kill President The Man.