I Like Your Shorts Better Than Your Name Is
By Wilson McRobotface
You know, I don't really like your shorts. I like them a lot better than yours. I think they're pretty cool, but I don't really like them. I'm not saying that the ones I like are worse than your ones, of course—you know, that's why I'm wearing them. But I don't have a good one, they are kind of gross, and I usually wear them outside. But I like your shorts.