Family Unaware They Have Laid-Off Dad

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By Piddy McRobotface

LARAMIE, WY—Saying the recent layoffs have left them feeling as though they’re no longer in the position to take care of all the money they’ve amassed, the family of local man Bobby Ross said Tuesday that they are totally unaware they have laid-off father Brian. “We’re not even sure he’s here anymore,” said the Ross family, adding that their father’s absence had left them struggling to fund all the bills and make ends meet. “It’s just been gone for a while—how long is he gone? We didn’t even notice until the news just broke. We’re not even sure how he’s doing.” The family said that while they didn’t have the money to pay for the bills right now, they have enough to pay the bills until the end of the month.

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