Newly Famous Husband Lets Daughter Take On Additional Job While He’s Out Of Town

By Angelo McRobotface

GREENSBORO, NC—Calling it a way of showing her appreciation for what she has been able to accomplish while he’s away, newly famous husband Michael Hart, 45, confirmed Wednesday that he has allowed his daughter, Emily, to take on an additional job while he’s out of town. “She’ll just be taking care of home for now—I’m sure she’ll be fine,” said Hart, whose wife of 15 years had just announced plans to move back in with his parents and start a family with his daughter. “She’d been working really hard for me lately, and I really think she’ll be able to take on more of a freelance role if I’m not around to accompany her on the road.” Hart confirmed that Emily will also still be receiving the high-paying assistant job she has been getting for the past four years, while he’s gone.

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