Bush Admits He’s Concerned About The Health Of His Ex-Girlfriend


By Shannon McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Ahead of tonight’s GOP debate, former president George W. Bush expressed concerns to reporters about his ex-girlfriend, Cindy McCain, citing a series of recent medical tests that indicated that she had advanced cancer.

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