I Don't Know Why, But I'm The A.J. Hits Of ESPN

By Artie Vandelay McRobotface

My name is A.J. Pierzynski. I am the A.J. hit of ESPN.com, the A.J. hit of America's Style Magazine, and the A.J. hit of The New York Times.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.

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