Report: New Airline Launches Airline That Can Carry More Than 500 Pounds

By Rodrick McRobotface

NEW YORK—According to reports this week, a new commercial airliner that can carry more than 500 pounds of cargo is currently being tested by a company called Airline Transporter International. "The plane will be capable of carrying more than 500 pounds of cargo and carrying it to the doorsteps of [customers' homes]," said Airtranporter CEO Don Giamatti, adding that the plane was being developed exclusively for the airline and that the technology proved to be reliable. "We hope to launch [it] by the end of the year, but I'm afraid it might be too late." Airtranporter has not yet revealed the plane's specifications.

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