Chris Brown Just Gave Up

By Elbert McRobotface

LOS ANGELES—Saying he was "trying to focus on his own job and not find anything in particular," Chris Brown announced Tuesday that he is resigning from his post as the lead singer of the iconic rock band the Who.

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