Caveman Is Back …


By Tommy McRobotface

T'70s-era caveman Howard the Duck is back and better than ever, back from the dead! "I am here …" Howard said Tuesday during a 9-hour visit to his former cave. "I am in my old age," Howard said. "I am no longer a creature of the cave."

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