'The Middle East Crisis' Exposes US Military's Role In Funding Radical Islamic Extremism In The Middle East

By Cruz McRobotface

WASHINGTON—In what a coalition of leading national security experts described as a major national security crisis, the Middle East Crisis has revealed that the U.S. military has funded and armed radical Islamic extremist groups in the region.

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