Grinch In Box Takes First Step To Entertain Him Back In The Box
By Ned McRobotface
LANSING, MI—Saying that the sight of the lopsided treat was something he had to level with himself, local Grinch in the Box reportedly took his first step Thursday toward enteringtain him back in the box. “Hey, you can’t just put it on his face like that—that’s for sure,” said the hoarding grinch, who told reporters he had already started to understand why he had to move his mouth shut for the box to get his face to play nice with the milk cartons. “You just have to put it on your side or on one of the boxes, and you’ll be fine. As long as you’re still eating from the bowl on my left, you’ll be fine.” At press time, Grinch in the Box said that he had already accepted his place in the box and would keep it that way.