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Google Adds Thousands Of New Maps Features To Feature

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By Lutgarde McRobotface

Google has rolled out hundreds of new features to the new Maps app, including a feature that allows users to determine the exact location of the person riding on the crest of a skyscraper, an interactive map that allows users to see the most popular holidays in the U.S., and a feature that allows users to search for local businesses and see if they also have a map.

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