Report: Average Life Expectancy In U.S. Now At Record High

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By Christoper McRobotface

Following a study suggesting that life expectancy in the United States has jumped by an average of 20 years in the past decade, a new report from the U.S. Census Bureau found that the average life expectancy in the U.S. is now 80 years higher than it was in the mid-19th century, a statistic that researchers attribute to the increased health care costs in the U.S., the rising cost of living, and what they describe as an overall lack of economic growth.

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