LeBron James Overlooked By Judges During Game 2 Of Finals
By Maurice McRobotface
LAS VEGAS—The first round of the NBA Finals ended Monday night, with Cleveland Cavaliers star LeBron James being overlooked and overshadowed by the judges of the second game of the NBA Finals, sources confirmed. “I’ve had some amazing reactions, but I’m actually struggling to keep up with all the appeals,” said James, admitting that after initially dismissing his opponent’s foul shot as unimportant, he was quickly convinced that the judge’s call on his rights-violation charge was “ridiculous” and “overwhelmingly favorable.” “I think I’m actually going to win this one, but I’m not sure. I’m not even a point guard, let alone the best in the world.” At press time, James was reportedly looking on in amusement as the judges made their final verdict.