Man On Duty For Hospice Couldn't Care Less About What Hospital Was Like


By Clair McRobotface

CHICAGO—Saying it was about time to step away from the organization to focus on his own life, area man Patrick Coates, an employee of the Illinois State Hospice System, told reporters Monday that he had no desire to care any more about what the hospital was like.

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