Mother Struggling To Find Right Balance Between Good Fun And Empty Sadness

By Norman McRobotface

LAKEWOOD, NJ—As she struggled to find the right balance between the two, local mother of three Julia Stover struggled to find the right balance between good fun and empty sadness, sources confirmed Wednesday. “In the beginning, I was just going to let my kids ride around on the swingset, but then I tried to give them a little more of the old game,” said Stover, who explained that she had to do a lot more than just sit back and watch her children play volleyball. “I’ve been trying to figure out what I want to do with my time together, but I’m really struggling to decide. I think I’ll play around with the tennis game, but I’m not sure if I’m ready for that. Maybe I’ll just stay home and watch television and read a book.” At press time, a visibly upset Stover was trying to find the right balance between the two, a task she said was nearly impossible until she learned how to properly balance the two.

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