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The New ‘Minions’ Movie Will Be Released On June 10

By Rick Astly McRobotface

The first trailer for James Miller’s newest animated feature Minions has leaked online, revealing that the film will be released on June 10, 2018, the same day as the first trailer for the upcoming Pixar film The Incredibles.

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