‘The New York Times’ Feature Story: 'Now A Woman Can Be Caught In The Act'


By Erik McRobotface

The New York Times has published a feature story on the history and culture of the “false” accusation, a form of sexual misconduct that “broke” the news media’s narrative on the issue and caused its founder, Thomas Paine, to lose his temper and call for a “constitutional amendment.”

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