Hollywood Couple Just Got Divorced


By Cliff McRobotface

LOS ANGELES—After a long and difficult battle to find a suitable match for their relationship, Hollywood couple Mel and Andrew Rumpel announced Thursday that they just got divorced. "We’re happy to say that we are officially a single couple now," Mel Rumpel told reporters. "It’s a huge decision for us, but after thinking about it for a while, we decided that divorcing Mel and Andrew would be the best way to remarry, and we're doing it." Rumpel and his wife, Katherine, will be the sole surviving members of the couple, whose relationship will be officially recognized as the Rumpel-Rumpel Marriage Brian and Elizabeth, with custody of their children.

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