Report: ‘Trump Will Not Be At Convention’


By Al McRobotface

In a statement released Monday, delegates at this year’s Republican National Convention refused to vote for Donald Trump, saying that the businessman would be an “embarrassing presence” and that he could never be trusted with the nomination.

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