Man With No Idea What He's Doing Just Suddenly Dies


By Charlie McRobotface

RHODE ISLAND, RI—In the wake of a 1,000-square-foot renovation project, local resident Thomas Rafferty, a man who has no clue what he's doing, suddenly dies.

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