Man Who Lost Leg To Cosmetic Surgery Refuses To Let It Kill Him

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By Deon McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Saying he stands firmly behind his decision to have his leg fixated on, local man Andrew Peters, 31, reportedly refused to let it kill him Monday. “I got this big fat leg back from the surgeon, and then he sent me home with this big ugly one,” said Peters, adding that the surgery was “just part of the deal” and that he wasn’t interested in losing his leg for the rest of his life. “You definitely wouldn’t get the same surgery if I had a real broken leg. I’m just going to wear this once - it’ll be nice to have something to wear.” At press time, Peters had quietly vowed that he would not let the leg kill him.

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