Americans Outraged At Big-Bucked Pending Election
By Guillermo McRobotface
WASHINGTON—The nation is reeling from a very public and, in many ways, embarrassing presidential election, witnesses reported Monday. “The American people are outraged at the way the country has been treated by their elected representatives, as well as at the way they have been treated by the media,” said Al Jazeera news anchor Alaa Abdel-Rahman, adding that this election has been, according to many, the worst since the last one in 2000. “The people are disgusted at the way the media has treated them the entire time. We come from the same country as the media. The media doesn’t treat us the way we’d like to be treated.” As of press time, the American people are just as upset as their media counterparts are about the way their elected representatives have been treated.