Northwestern Invites Suckers To Try Out For Top-Notch Student Body Art Program

By Brooks McRobotface

For the first time in the school’s history, Northwestern University has invited students to apply for its “Suckers” Summer School program, a four-week art course designed to teach students how to draw a mouth and facial expression without having to know any of the basic concepts of anatomy.

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