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Nation's Imagination-Stricken Teachers Assume That All Students Are Stupid, Stupid, Stupid

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By Sterling McRobotface

BERKELEY, CA—After being inundated with dozens of questions about the meaning and significance of the word "child" in English, many teachers at the University of California, Berkeley proclaimed Monday that the nation's unbridled imagination-stricken students are stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.

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