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NBA Fans Taking A Stand Against The Sexism In Their League

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By Alfredo McRobotface

NEW ORLEANS—Unable to escape the pervasive, systemic oppression of professional basketball players, millions of New Orleans residents have taken a stand against the sexism in the professional basketball league, sources said Monday.

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