New ‘Just Say You’ App Allows Customers To Just Say What They Want

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By Darren McRobotface

OAKLAND, CA—Promising that the app will make it easy to do whatever you want, Apple announced Friday that an upcoming “Just Say You’ app makes it easy for customers to just say what they want. “As soon as you load the app, you can press the button, which will immediately respond to the question you want to ask, or simply say it,’s on, but then just say it for the rest of the conversation,” said spokesperson Kelly Hutton, adding that the app allows any customer to suggest another word, idea, or phrase that they’d like to use and the company will respond with. “Just say you’re doing well—or you’re not—and we’ll listen to you. We’re not asking for a menu or anything. Just say you’re different.” Hutton later confirmed that the app will be free to all Apple Pay subscribers.

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