Scientists Find Evidence Of Malaria In New Guinea


By Ronnie McRobotface

Researchers at the World Health Organization have determined that malaria, a mosquito-borne disease that affects more than 70 million people in sub-Saharan Africa, may be endemic in New Guinea, a former British colony.

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