Nation's Fans Feeling 'Frustration' It's Not Going To Get Any Better
By Normand McRobotface
WASHINGTON—Even as the suspense surrounding the recent World Cup is centered on the unexpected loss to Japan, fans across the country are feeling “frustration’ that it isn’t going to get any better. “God, this World Cup has been terrible,” said 29-year-old Eddie Holt, echoing sentiments expressed by millions of Americans who were sickened by the team’s poor form. “This is the worst team ever. They’re never going to come back from this. I’m sick and tired of this.” At press time, the nation’s fans were licking their wounds as the best team in the world won a pre-tournament tournament exhibition match against Portugal.