Man’s Mindset Just Fine Until He Decides He Can Just Do Some Other Work
ESSEX FIELDS, ME—By which point, sources confirmed, the 35-year-old’s mind set was perfectly fine until he decided he would just do some other stuff. “This guy is a total idiot—just go do something else,” said source, who explained that after a day spent hanging out at a bar and discussing his phone with friends, the man’s entire worldview suddenly changed overnight when he decided he would cancel his social media updates and only post to the website he used to check at night. “You’re just making a bunch of petty, insignificant comments about the weather and nothing else. You’re such a fucking moron.” At press time, sources confirmed that the man’s entire worldview had changed once more when he decided he was going to spend the next two hours staring at the ceiling.