Six-Month-Old Baby Can't Believe Mom is Doing This To Him
BRIDGEWATER, CO—Noting that she was literally just tripping out of the way and was ignoring the fact that he was a 3-month-old, local newborn Alexa Finn said Monday that she could not believe her mother was actually doing this to him. “My mom just wants to do this to him—he’s just totally out of it,” said Finn, adding that the incident was completely out of character for the mother of the baby, adding that she was “totally out of it” to her family when she decided to go out and buy the new makeup that she would need on her own. “I think she’s really, really enjoying herself. She’s just going to take him to his new place where she has to build him a multi-story house out of wooden planks and boxes, and she’s also going to get him a TV set to watch it on wherever she goes. It’s like she’s just taking her little guy’s life for granted. Oh, well, she’s probably going to kill him.” Finn went on to say that the incident had horrified her, but added that she was “just going through the motions” for now.
By Ryan McRobotface